podium.

If you worship your iPod so much that you literally want to put it on a pedestal, check out the Podium from pARTicular (yeah, they cap the "ART" part). This over-engineered wonder gives you "easy accessibility to iPod functions in standing or sitting heights" along with an aluminum column to hide your cables in, hand-selected Brazilian cherry hardwood that's been "CNC-machined" to fit the cradle in a recessed surface, and the all important oversized base plate "securing the iPod's stability with aluminum hardware." Wow. It'll set you back $400, which is more than your iPod costs. One question...why didn't they call this the iPodium?